Pantooie

The God that weilds 12 penises, and each one is longer than the other 11.

Pantooie has graced me with the power of his almighty 12 penises.

by thenameofpantooie June 17, 2010

Pontious-pilating

In the bible Pontious Pilate washed his hands of the decision to execute Jesus by letting the crowd decide. The act of Pontious-pilating something means refusing to act or decide on an event or situation.

Tom: What you doing tonight?
Jesus: No idea mate, I'm pontious-pilating that shit, you decide

by mushroomroulette January 9, 2012

Pantsome

Handsome from the pants down.

“OMG Becky, how was your date?” - Becky’s Friend

“The guy was alright, he’s just pantsome?” - Becky

“That’s hilarious, finally a male version of butterface.”

by Mikesalz September 4, 2020

Grammar panties

Gives you the strength to correct that stupid person that just corrected your grammar or spelling on Facebook or other social networking site.

I got my grammar panties on and showed her that "you and me" was, indeed, the correct phrase to use in that context.

by StanfordEnglishMajor July 9, 2011

Orange Panties

When a woman chooses not to wear a tampon during the menstrual cycle and proceeds to stain her panties with blood and lets them dry to an orange color before wearing them again.

That girl was wearing orange panties.

by IdgafHarem January 15, 2012

heavy panties

The phenomena of how seemingly normal panties instantly become heavier when worn by a slutty girl.

The added weight tends to causes panties to drop at a faster speed.

"How much do think Kim's micro thong weighs?"

"At least 3 lbs, maybe 7 by the time the frat boys come over later"
"Yeah, I just hope her heavy panties don't make a loud *thud* when they hit her bedroom floor like last night"

by d1sKoBisCuiT April 2, 2016

Monty Panton

Monty Panton is a sub-type of rectal prolapse, and refers to abnormal descent of the rectal mucosa through the anus caused by hard anal pounding.

Dam babe u gave me a massive Monty Panton

by llessuR yrraH February 17, 2021