Palisadian

Teenage Palisadian:
A resident of Pacific Palisades, an upscale community near Santa Monica. In particular, teenage Palisadians have a tendency to follow every trend blindly as it arises, from the "emo" trend to the "skater" trend to today's wigger trend. Most teenage boys play either water polo, lacrosse, soccer, or volleyball and sport either a mediocre tan or horrible freckles along with blonde hair from overexposure to the sun and chlorine. The pasttime of any one of these boys is to drink and smoke marijuana, party, go to another coastal town such as malibu, or any combination of the three, and more often than not, all three. Parties tend to be full of uninvited guests, slutty Palisadian girls, and stoner/jock boys, all of whom are either drunk, stoned, or both. At such parties, drama is bound to unfold from one teenage trifle or another; more often than not, someone will start a fight, pass out from intoxication, or do something to merit the cops being called. The result is person-to-person chatter that spreads the story around until everyone in the town knows it. When a Palisadian teenager dies from an alcohol related incident, such as DUI, the other teenagers mourn the passing as if an accident like that wasn't going to happen.
However, frightening realities such as death aren't enough to deter these children from their fun, so their fate is left to natural selection in hopes that the weak will be seeded out.
If one seeks to find a stereotype of a typical rich white boy or girl, then one need look no farther than Pacific Palisades

A typical conversation between Palisadian boys the day after a party:
Prima: "Oh dude how crazy was the party last night?"
Secunda: "Oh shit dude, I was so wasted."
Prima: "I know dude, oh man you were so beast at beer pong."
Secunda: "Oh yeah totally. Oh dude did you see (girl) last night?"
Prima: "Oh shit, yeah dude, she was so hot."
Secunda: "Yeah I know dude, she was totally wasted, and so she walked over to me and like, I totally hooked up with her."
Prima: "Ohhhh shiiiiiit."
Secunda: "I know, right dude? It was so crazy."
(Voices are "whispered" yet still loud enough to be audible to anyone nearby)

by Everyone sucks but me! January 26, 2009

palinibalism

Most recently seen in the small community of devoted and voracious humans who are self described Palin fanatics, the act of eating living members of the same or similar species. It is most common in pigs and chickens and is due partly to boredom because of the confined space in which the animals are kept.

The most recent acts of palinibalism occurred during a fanatics community picnic: "YOU want Governor Palin to 'improve'? By and to who's standards? YOURS? I think a bit of arrogance is showing here! Who are YOU to suggest standards for the likes of her?"

by mxmgater June 17, 2010

Palm Treeing

The act of swaying back and forth because you are too high to stop moving.

Giacomo was so high he was Palm Treeing but felt to good to stop

by B_rich21 December 11, 2015

posting pals

Two people on a forum who always post after each other. This is either intentional because they're so dependent on each other they can't think for themselves, or it's by coincidence since they're always active on the forum. Sometimes other forum members think it's cute if the two are likeable, but most of the time it becomes annoying, especially if they post about things no one else cares about or they're part of a forum clique and bully other members.

"Why are those two always posting after each other all the time?"

"They're the forum's posting pals. They used to be funny but now no one can stand them."

by zongi zong June 30, 2012

Palpatine

The single most powerful and adept force wielder of all time. Also known as Darth Sidious. As Emperor Palpatine, he ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist and murdered countless hundreds of Jedi. His complete and masterful repertoire of abilities includes every force power to date, plus extreme intellectual and tactical talent. Was the ONLY Sith to ever achieve total control of devastating space/time vortexes known as Force Storms. Darth Sidious was the last and final Sith Master, and was considered by many to be the Dark Side of the Force incarnate.

Palpatine is the single most malevolent and successful villain throughout all of fiction.

by Exor January 10, 2005

Pale Putin

Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.

Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017

Palin

n.

1. Pejorative term that refers to an incompetent, impractical, irrelevant or incapable person who has been appointed to a position of great importance.

2. A person who holds authority disproportionate to his or her requisite ethics and qualifications. Derived from John McCain's controversial 2008 Vice Presidential pick, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.

John was recently made principal, but everybody thinks he's a Palin who can't do the job.

My new boss is such a Palin - he took my deserved place because the CEO is his personal friend.

by scimitar313 October 18, 2008