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Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat
You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “
by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020
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Meat Dredge

For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.
by biffered April 4, 2012
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Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).
Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.
by Korrosion November 9, 2011
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meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
by Snu November 7, 2003
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Meat Gazing

Someone who stares at your meat while using the urinal next to you.
He Joe that fag over there was meat gazing while I was taking a piss.
by RaiderNation January 1, 2008
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Meat Crawl

Meat Crawl - When a man is at the point of climax, gets knocked unconscious, dragged, and leaves a semen trail.
'Dude, me and this hot chick were getting at it, and then just when I was about to erupt, she meat crawl'd me!'
by Jacob... September 23, 2011
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Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.
"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".
by kellyonkauai December 26, 2009
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