soft brick

Your phone becomes nearly impossible to use, slower, less functional, and is usually because of a virus or various malware.

Jessie's phone was soft bricked last night.

by Z Man Thing May 22, 2016

Soft Tuna

A very moist, loose or soggy pussy that smells like an old unused fish tank.

Man: “her pussy is like a soft tuna.”

by Nintendo Portable Device November 26, 2019

Soft Verbal

When you ask your wife or girlfriend for sex/sexual favors, and they are like "fine" while rolling her eyes.

Patrick rolls over and says to his wife "Hey, you know the kids are asleep" and she responds with an exasperated "Fine". Then Patrick says "I'll take a Soft Verbal".

by UrbanBlueberry August 20, 2016

downy soft

Generally a very soft person that is not tough and too nice and lets people get away with things

When Mike stole johns phone he was being downy soft

by yeet890 March 16, 2017

Soft Monday

Any weekday that isn't a Monday, but is the first day back in work after some time off. So, like a Monday, but not as bad.

For example, any Tuesday after a bank holiday, or even a Wednesday if you've managed to pull an extended sickie.

"At least it's only a soft Monday, so I don't want to kill myself."

by Benjo3000 January 29, 2019

Soft Rage

When you’re mad af but maintain proper composure. It’s like rage but soft

I was really mad when Billy broke my favorite glass, but it was more of a soft rage.

by MJBallskin August 16, 2019

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011