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Get the simp mug.episode of phineas and ferb where candice gets squirrels in her pants and a random rapper raps about it , that’s the real simp meaning
by jeremynotasimp October 24, 2020
Get the simp mug.A boy who hangs around multiple women, thinks their funny, but still gets no pussy. Has no chance with women but always complains about wanting a girlfriend. They sometimes admit to their short-sights but deep down they dislike themselves and wish they could change to a king.
by Bitch ass, Wack ass, No-bitch February 7, 2020
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They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
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They usually get licked like suckes and or are the ones that get caught in thirst traps.
by White Knights Unite November 18, 2020
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Not to be confused with common human decency.
Not to be confused with common human decency.
“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“
by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020
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