nonce baguette 

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

nonce baguette by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

nonce bo 

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

nonce bo by yddimsttam August 20, 2021

Nonce Scence 

Being aware of nonces in your local area and knowing which celebrities are nonces.

"Im talking nonce scence"
"That liitle boy was thinking nonce scence"

Nonce Scence by Adam Clarke August 6, 2004

Nonce Pass 

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

Nonce Pass by Boniitti July 8, 2019

Nonce Queen 

A queen that is a nonce, aka likes touching underage children.

'Is Honey Gregory a Ponce Nonce?'
'No she's a nonce queen'

Nonce Queen by HoneyT3 July 10, 2019

nonce list 

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*

Your dads on the nonce list

nonce list by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019

Nonce juice 

Combination of orange juice from concentrate and water. Most often used by ugly old men with gout.

“Why is Steve drinking nonce juice?”

“He’s preparing for when he goes to prison”

Nonce juice by Youareugly2020 May 4, 2020