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When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
mugGet the You Must Know Something I Don'tmug.

No. I don't.

I don't feel that way. I see some chick crying because if she comes home without cigarettes her the man she chose to fuck instead of me is going to beat the shit out of her or I see Cassie getting dragged down a hallway know full well that she chose to fuck a known diddler... It makes it all better.
Hym "So no. I don't. I don't feel like I'm not enough. I feel like I'm better than everyone."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
mugGet the No. I don't.mug.

I don't give a div

A catchphrase used by Dave when he gets mad over someone using divs in their web design coursework or outside lectures.
Me: "Dave but I can't submit this coursework without putting a few divs in"
Dave: "I don't give a div!"
by EdgeDefinitions March 6, 2024
mugGet the I don't give a divmug.
A person that doesnt do their job correctly or doesnt care about it, because said person isnt compensated enough to do so.
Person 1 to the maintenance crewman: ,,That pipe is leaking"
the maintenance crewman: ,,I don't really get paid enough to care"
by R_l_T November 24, 2024
mugGet the I don't really get paid enough to caremug.
Unfortunately, this department cannot assist you with your problem. Why? Because I don't give a fuck.
Joey just got fired. He wants to appeal it.

He needs to talk to the department of I don't give a fuck. That guy's an idiot.
by Shuaman October 12, 2018
mugGet the the department of I don't give a fuckmug.

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