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carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
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Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015
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jumbled mess

Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."
Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
by FlamexTheCat July 9, 2018
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cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.
Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.
by kvm666 January 2, 2021
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mess crank

A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
Get your ass in my galley, mess crank, and swab this deck -NOW !!!
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
mugGet the mess crankmug.

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