Spray Tan

It’s what sticks to yo bitch & makes her appear to be like a Kardashian.

Got my girl a Spray Tan yesterday, and dayum we doIn’ this on a weekly basis from now on!

by Bronzed Humanity August 16, 2018

car tan

when your left or right arm depending on what side of car your riding on becomes darker than the other arm

dude maybe you should drive, your car tan is looking dark

by halopsycho June 20, 2010

December tan

Having very pale skin and not being ashamed of it.

Her December tan is way more original than the spray tan.

by SSerafian August 15, 2011

Faggots Tan

A tan achieved by wearing a V-Neck T-Shirt in the sun for a prolonged period of time.
From the common fact that "faggots" invented V-Necks, mixed with the well known Farmers Tan

Friend "Bro, is that a farmers tan?!"
Faggot "Hell Naaa gurl, that's a faggots tan!"

by Not Your Mother. June 6, 2013

Office Tan

Pigment color change due to extensive exposure to monitors at the office.

Are you coming to the meeting, or are you going to sit around and work on your office tan?

by sir keith June 23, 2011

foil tan

a term used to describe when somone is high from smoking the drug oxycontin

"you look like a zombie, foil tanning much?"

by GRE3NY May 20, 2009

Blogger's Tan

Proper Noun; 1. The pasty vampire-like color of ones skin who never comes into contact with direct sunlight. To be interchangeable with Editor's Tan (A term granted to editor's, generally vile creatures who dwell in dark cave-like spaces in which they hover over computer screens compiling video information for the completion of a form of entertainment.)

The "Blogger's Tan" was dubbed such because historically those who sit at computers all day and night rarely come into contact with actual natural light. This grants them a glowy sort of halo when they walk around underneath any kind of artificial light source.

The "Blogger's Tan" was first coined by television show producer Nick Pavonetti in early 2009 when he saw someone who blogs for a living and accused them of having the "Blogger's Tan". Since then it has begun catching on and spreading throughout small groups within the Hollywood scene.

"Wow, dude that guy's got a major Blogger's Tan."
"You mean he's really pale?"
"Yes... That's exactly what i mean."

"Man whenever I go out into the sun I burn up like a fricken' tinder box. Damn this blogger's tan!"

by The Super Villain June 24, 2009