Raunchy Dump

A term used to describe bathroom war stories. It can also be described as bad smelling, soft, multi-colored fecal matter that exits the anus in a slow and painful manner. It can also exit in multiple small pieces that sting your anus and pull on your anal hair, thus leaving fecal matter in your anal hair and hardening like glue. Making it extremely painful to wipe. If you have recurring stomach aches after having a "Raunchy Dump", contact your doctor immediately.

Our buddy Lucas, had a raunchy dump last night. The ambulance had to rescue him around one in the morning. We are awaiting health status information.

by poo hed mcgee March 14, 2014

Dump a clip

(Verb) Ejaculate.

Matthew: Do you think Alec and Brittany will hook up tonight?
Francisco: Yes, he will definitely dump a clip before midnight.

by Milk Machine April 30, 2021

Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.

by Mr.nj June 13, 2016

Dump Chunks

Ejaculating into the vagina, anus, or mouth.

Tim's goal is to dump chunks in every girl he takes home

by Richard Hangslow September 21, 2018

Capital Dump

The act of taking a dump that fills up the pot.

Man....I have to take a Capital Dump.

by ugfest January 12, 2007

humble dump

the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.

many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.

“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”

by the great auk September 16, 2018

Titanic Dump

When you take a dump and the piece of shit is so long that it comes way out of the water - then breaks in half and falls under the water - just like the Titanic sinking

I just took a Titanic Dump. It was long as shit

by The Swedish Firefighter December 28, 2020