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Next Best Friend

When a new acquaintance is identified as displaying the traits you'd like in a friend, and a friendship with that person is then pursued.
(Not to be confused with 'New Best Friend')
I met this cool guy named Paul on Saturday. He's going to be my next best friend.
by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011
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nextweeksdate

Guy 1: Do you follow @nextweeksdate on instagram?

Guy 2: of course, only losers don’t
by Jerald hermit November 6, 2018
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Nexturbate

Nexturbate is an adult website aggregator providing live webcam performances from several webcam sites like chaturbate, xlovecam, livejasmin. The site provide webcam from all platforms. The website is a portmanteau of "next" and "masturbate".
I am going to nexturbate
by Eve - Nexturbate April 7, 2019
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next

an example of care:
its late at night, you cannot sleep because one household member is still missing. then you hear the turning of the key and the familar noises of arrival. he enters the bedroom when you notice an unhomely smell. you get up, kiss his cheek, grab his hand and guide him to the bathroom. his bewildered look when you undress him! and his look when you undress, too! now we're facing each other. finally. and we're stark naked. soft. vulnerable.
you soap his back, arms, legs, chest, neck, face, his rear cheeks and his cock. thoroughly, thoughtfully, holily. you proceed to wash off the remaining foam. then you come closer, really close until both skins stick, let the water run nice and warm. all you think of is <nothing>, a joyful, fulfilling nothing, all you feel is ♡. knowing that its up to us what happens next.
by Krkič March 8, 2020
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next

if you say someone is a next guy, that means that they're an annoying beg and they dont have any value in life. Probably the rudest thing to hear someone say to you.
"yikes you know jason was chatting shit behind your back"
"hes some next guy leave him"
by gosyd12345 February 3, 2022
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obunga nextbot

The obunga nextbot is a nextbot in games. It chases after you and tries to kill you lol
run from obunga please dont die. Obunga nextbot.
by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022
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thank u next

people with taste: "omg thank u next is that b1tch"
by Sweetlikecandy_ March 24, 2021
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