Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

Daniel Nelson

He is very intelligent has a few friends but can surprise you... But do not get on his bad side or he will plot against you

Person1 hey I got Daniel nelson's bad side
Person2. Bitch you're screwed

by Memes memes memes November 23, 2018

nelson

he sweet and like big black niggas

nelson is gay he like niggas

by savage222222222 December 22, 2017

Nelsoned

To assist in a game, and then lose on purpose after a winning streak.

I failed my promos i cant believe you just nelsoned me

by Banige November 12, 2019

Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

Nelson

Nelson’s are very cute guys. They are also sweet but very strong. Nelsons are very genuine and loyal. They are mainly known for having big personalities.

Nelson is so cute, am I right?

by dictionariast May 10, 2020

Nelson

GAY dick rider who’s annoying asf will never get layed and has the tinyest penis aword also where’s fake shit

Nelson is a fuck tart

by NoL’sTAKE October 13, 2017