noord

Noob+Tard in one word. Someone who is the opposite of skilled and intelligent. Blames others for own mistakes.

Jack is such a noord. He has tried to play Dark Souls for five hours already and still doesn't understand the game mechanics. That button mashing fool.

by XeOmAlOm March 24, 2017

Nordheim

A tall fuck who usally lives in the forests of Norway

Guy 1: Have you seen Nordheim?
Guy2: You mean the tall guy who lives in the forest?
Guy 1: Yes, exactly what i mean.
Guy2: No, i haven't seen him for a while...

by Ermnsn July 1, 2017

Nordic Screens

Norwegian Youtube Network that censors critism against their members with Copyright strikes

Nordic Screens gave me a Copyright strike

by LimeyIsCrazy July 10, 2017

nordqist

A fag how dosent like aney one and no one likes him

Oliver is a fag and likes bootyes nordqist

by Valgeir August 30, 2017

noorderpoort

Hell on earth.

"Where you goin dude"

"To Noorderpoort"

"WOT, why don't you just set yourself on fire"

"Hmm.. good plan"

by Inside the September 3, 2017

Nordstrom

1) An albino male with a long and wide penis that is exposed through the lining of the albino male’s pants .
2)Albino Male sometimes referred to as a pussy slayer.

1) Wow Kisha, look over there! Nordstrom at food court! And omg he is wearing leather pants!
2) Steve in accounting is so funny and sweet! His abs look so amazing, his pale ass is such a Nordstrom!

by ShinJasonMabus October 3, 2017

Nordic

Type of unorthodox hanger

For example, honey can you please hang my clothes on the nordic.

by The angry wfe December 15, 2017