Children of Heroes

I do not understand how you can possibly be this bored. You copied the literal ad for Ukrainian kids at the top of this page because your life is so meaningless

get a life and go outside

Children of Heroes

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

Pizza Children

when you pick up pizza with someone else in the passenger seat so you put the pizza in the back seat, sometimes it gets seat belted.

“let’s get these pizza children home safe”

by xokillme June 16, 2024

Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.

person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb

by jericc is my son September 23, 2022

pointy children

Children that are pointy.

"Ow! There are so many pointy children!! RUN-"

by Aelin~Rose~ June 30, 2021

Ipad Children

Lotus and Quackity are two examples of ipad children.

Wow Lotus and Tommy are ipad children now.

by May 28, 2022

four or more children

A psychological experiment to test your ethics, empathy, sleep deprivation, and ability to bounce back and forth.

having four or more children be like:

Kid one: Can i have gametime?
Kid two: I'm hungry...
kid three: I'm tired
Kid four: I'm hungry
Parents: ...... WHY US.......

by DEADMAN#! October 08, 2020

Children's coffee

Indigestion

My toilet won't flush all full of the children's coffee

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022