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Nolan-Cocked

When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019
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Nolan

A sexy guy that has a very big penis and is a daredevil he also likes to scooter and he has blonde hair and blue eyes that catch girls on the spot a Nolan is a god that is stronger than zues
by Keegan3690 January 21, 2019
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"Nolan has such a small penis"
by AllKnowingBigBoy February 20, 2019
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Nolan

Nolan is a nice guy. He is funny, nice, and caring. He well do whatever to make someone happy. He loves it when he's crush/girlfriend smiles or laughs. Nolan is one of the nicest guys you would ever meet.
Mary: that guy is such a Nolan

Aryanna: yea he is
by Itz_mee-666 March 9, 2019
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Nolan's are sweet,kind,generous,loving,careful,handsome,hot and so much more.if by chance you ever get a Nolan even if y'all are just friends don't let them go they are very hard to come across but if you become their girlfriend then know this:they will never cheat on you, they will always care about how you feel even if they don't let you into their feelings at first but eventually they will let you in just give them some time they have some trust issues but that's just because they have had that thing happen to them multiple times just give them some time.
Person 1: look it's Nolan!
Person 2: I wanna make him mine.
Person 2: bad idea girl he has a girlfriend already and I wouldn't mess with her man
by Ufdhduv May 29, 2019
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guy 1: bro nolan won his tennis match again

guy 2: psh easy, but did u see his caption
guy 3: yea it was banger, gave all of his credit to the whales
by ilikecantolope May 30, 2019
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Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop
I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”
by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019
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