Tax Credit

An employed individual that’s so mentally slow the government issues wage reimbursements to employers for hiring them.

Hey boss! What do you need KM
The new guy is a Tax Credit!

by Johnny B OX January 6, 2022

tax flu

A term referring to an imaginary illness; when someone receives their income tax refund and they decide to call in sick to their employer so they can spend that money.

Ben went to H&R Block yesterday and they gave him an advance on his income tax refund, so of course he called in sick today with the tax flu.

by Duchess of Dayton February 9, 2017

Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way

"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass

by El Elemento June 2, 2015

Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014

Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.

I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.

by CoronaTax March 25, 2020

Lincoln tax

Lincoln tax is a word used by many cuban refugees and hispanic immigrants who lived in hudson county nj. Because of the proximity of the Lincoln tunnel (which anyone in north jersey is familiar with) they confused the term income for Lincoln in regards to income tax.

Oye compadre acabo de recibir el dinero de mi lincoln tax.

by jfajiba June 10, 2011

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.

The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022