Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.
"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."
by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022
Get the drama cryptonicsmug. "That's my ex boyfriend's ex girlfriend! I'm too much of a Drama Goblin not to say something to her!"
"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"
"My inner Drama Goblin could not resist dishing with my friend about what happened at Book Club"
by ElJanel November 5, 2023
Get the Drama Goblinmug. When you're editing a friends essay, and you become upset that there is not an adequate amount of pauses WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE, resulting in stress or temporary insanity
friends essay: "In other words the kangaroo went to the pasture carrying with him his young."
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"
other friend: "YOU NEED COMMAS!"
friend: "comma drama"
by grammaticallycorrect4lyfe March 14, 2014
Get the comma dramamug. Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.
1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.
2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.
1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like it’s Band Camp.
2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.
by Air_Wolf February 7, 2018
Get the hiking dramamug. On Facebook, a guy posts a pic of himself shirtless,
Girl "Nice Boobs, haha jk."
Guy"Those aren't boobs those are pecs"
Girl "Quit being such a Drama Dragon"
Girl "Nice Boobs, haha jk."
Guy"Those aren't boobs those are pecs"
Girl "Quit being such a Drama Dragon"
by Holyroller17 September 19, 2011
Get the Drama Dragonmug. A quip used as a cautionary remark in combination with a wide-eyed but otherwise expressionless face to your friend/partner/spouse.
by NedLev August 12, 2017
Get the drama downmug. OBVIOUSLY ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE OUT THERE?? 🥱🥱 IF U DONT KNOW THEM THEN U DESERVE THE WORST DEATH POSSIBLE 🤣🤣😂😂😂💪💪💪💯💯💯
person 1: Have you heard of drama._.turgy on tiktok? he’s easily one of the best tiktokers out there.
person 2: No?
Person 1: you little cunt omfg u deserve nothing in life but to get smothered in your fucking sleep yoy worthless bitch, i hopr you accidentally slip in a banana peel that leads to you slipping off a 1000 feet tall mountain yku disgusting whore
person 2: No?
Person 1: you little cunt omfg u deserve nothing in life but to get smothered in your fucking sleep yoy worthless bitch, i hopr you accidentally slip in a banana peel that leads to you slipping off a 1000 feet tall mountain yku disgusting whore
by pizzkink June 5, 2021
Get the drama._.turgymug.