Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.

Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!

by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022

brian murphy

The best dad anyone can have

Brian Murphy is the best dad ever

by Murphy 995 June 5, 2017

jess murphy

A out of control grog monster inhabited by the spirit of miffy. She was a good host due to the large amount of beer being abled to be consumed by her. She goes fucking mental when the spirit of miffy shows itself. Throws her hubby to be through doors and pounds his forehead with her sloppy tits.

Jess murphy got miffed last night and went nuts about not being able to breast feed children.

by henryhenryhenderson August 3, 2016

Murphy

An overall amazing friend/girlfriend she always has your back and is very pretty.

I love hanging out with Murphy, she’s amazing

by Notanapple23 November 22, 2018

Jay Murphy

A different way of saying a gay person.

Woah, It's a Jay Murphy

by Four big guys- October 30, 2023