A pet neck warmer, usually made of fleece or other soft flexible fabric. A Murphy is designed in a tube like fashion to sit comfortably around a pets neck.
Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.
Most often used for warmth, pet Murphies can also be used to calm anxious pets as they create a feeling of warmth and security.
by Sunshine Daze December 1, 2019

When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

Winning the cumulative prize in a work office pool while claiming to only be a porn fluffer during college for the money. Is best known from the Buns of Steel videos. Sings impromptu lyrics to Beast of Burden chorus by The Rolling Stones like a champion.
by Fat Brown Pandas October 29, 2018

taylah murphy could be described as a tryhard, wannabe, stupid, dumb bitch, not-really-but-tries-to-be-slut. nobody REALLY likes her and shes literally the most annoying fucking person ever. leaving hate comments on little girls tryhard youtube video is the only heroic thing she has ever done.
Holly: OMG did . you see taylah murphy she needs to get her face fixed
Taylah's Mum: i know right i lowkey hate her
Taylah's Mum: i know right i lowkey hate her
by T-fizzle dawg October 15, 2018

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
by anonymous December 1, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

a very fat stupid person
by kebabsabs November 25, 2024
