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Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
by Phantom lol March 6, 2022
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morrison men

Someone who takes peoples money but fails to do the work.

A dodgy tradesman who gets chased down the street by A Current Affair after getting paid to do work but never showing up.

A dodgy politician who is there for the photo opportunity but never there for the follow up.
The "morrison men" are fixers according to Jenny. They just aren't very good at it.
by Anonald May 14, 2022
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Morrillie

Morrillie on tik tok, is the best mutual on tik tok:)
“Guys !! look!! morrillie posted a new video !”
by Morrillie June 7, 2022
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morriscastle

Fun, Class. It's the place to be
Paul

Sam
Sean
Conor
Faolan
I love Morriscastle

Me:Have you seen that new sci-fi movie that just came out with Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya
Victim:Yes it was a very interesting and riveting film about love

Me:Oh cool. What is the name of the movie
Victim:Oh it's called Dune
Me:I was Dune your mom last night

Victim:'proceeds to cry tears of sadness as he remembers his fond memories of his friends and family in morriscastle'
by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022
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morriscastle

A sandy beach in County Wexford, Ireland
Person:Where were you last week?
Sam:None of your fucking business

Person:Cool, I went to morriscastle, it's a sandy beach in County Wexford, Ireland
Sam:*Proceeds to walk away whilst reading a book and thinking about records*
by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022
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morriscastle

A burial site for lost artefacts
Person:Hey, did you hear about morriscastle

Sean:Yeah, it's a burial site for lost artefacts
Person:Yeah, they found a toy buried in the sand full of drawings of naked men

Sean:Bitchin
by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022
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Morriscastle

To cross the road without looking both ways
Victim:Did you hear about Faolan, he Morriscastled and got run over by a truck

Paul:Oh no way, he was a dear friend of mine, anyway do you like parodies?
Victim:Yeah sure, I suppose
Paul:Would you like a pair of 'Deez Nuts' in yo mouth son
Victim: Proceeds to take a long walk on the beach, he watches the waves crash down on top of each other and stops for a minute and thinks , wow Lad BROOOKEE
by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022
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