mixer

A mutt, in a clique sense. They listen to all sorts of music, wear all sorts of clothes, do all sorts of activities. They have a trait from each popular clique, like prep, emo, , gangsta, scene, punk, goth all thrown into one. Mixers usually wear expensive clothes, but not from American Eagle or Abercrombie or Hollister. They usually dont buy clothes from Hot Topic or Urban outiffters also. Mixers buy clothes from Pure Denim, Nordstrom, places like that. They like necklaces. Girls buy clothes from the same places. There are very few, as teen society has been so split.

Guy: Dude look at that guys clothes...there sweet.
Girl:Yeah...they look expensive but not preppy.

Mixer: I'm gonna go shopping. I'll see you soon.
Prep: where ya going? American Eagle?
Mixer:Pure denim, bitch.

by Mr. Mix. March 2, 2008

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

mired

Contraction for "I'm tired."

"Mired. Must nap now."

by CameronIsCool September 3, 2005

Ranch Mixer

A women who dates a crime boss and does all of the household chores and has dinner waiting every night before the crime boss comes home, also know as a Miss Molly. She is known for her extravagent home made ranch and typically has sufficient funds from her newly married Crime Boss (CB).

That Ranch mixer does everything for the CB in the cheeb!

by Hitler89 November 12, 2009

Almost Min-maxed

When something is made to be almost perfect, with a minor adjustment or change.

The paladin you built in our campaign was almost min-maxed!

by Rectummasher November 7, 2020

mixer

Small guy with Glasses!

Hey kingstep, look.. it is that stupid mixer!!!!!!!!!

by vasja June 11, 2006

cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.

Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.

by JJSupah August 25, 2004