A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
by Theeman4407 January 2, 2013

Minnesota sponge bath
noun
A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
noun
A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes
Person B.. did she do it the whole body??
Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....
Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
Person B.. did she do it the whole body??
Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....
Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
by anonymous November 17, 2020

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"
Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?
Dude two: Crazy work.
Dude two: Crazy work.
by FSJK August 21, 2025

Yo this place is like Minnesota
by 2Annoying4u June 11, 2018
