Wike Mest

Midlands slang for being very drunk! So drunk you can no longer stand up, see or talk clearly. Being this drunk often leads to a 2 day hangover.

Failed my exam today. Need to get wike mest tonight.

by Sidewinder June 17, 2016

nervous masty

When getting so nervous during masturbation that you defecate or vomit.

He thought he heard his Grandma walk in the room, and ended up having a nervous masty.

by TheDannyDorito June 18, 2018

yesommy/mesyommy

When you're a major simp overwhelmed with emotions where you can't type correctly and have a mommy kink.

R: Too many emotions must express love *stops functioning* complete love overload
V: you're so cute wtffff
R: yesommy
R: mesyommy
R: i can't spell and I don't care

#yesommy/mesyommy

by belovedestestest November 27, 2021

who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w

this is the final form of the who words, i didn't expect it to get this crazy, only a dingus" the meme cat himself" will use this

owner: hey dingus
dingus: who'mest've'd'f'ye's'cat'mi'lk'why'am'i'still'typing'?'?'please'st'op'ty'pi'ng'no'w
owner: explodes from big brain power

by docter cat August 18, 2022

Northwest Sad Masty

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016

gta 3 misty

a gta 3 character that i can say she is cute. search gta 3 misty in your browser . well she is actually a chick.

gta 3 misty is just a game model.. but she is cute and not a chick!!

by Senickres August 18, 2021

Misty

Act of getting wasted. Similar to "steamin".

We is gonna get misty tonight

by Mr. IJP February 20, 2008