Nigga Melon

OMG NIGGA MELON OHH CHEZ

ola

ola soy nigga melon

by Irtalian Sheimer August 1, 2021

Melon Surfin'

When five or more men hold a melon up in midair with nothing but their penis.

Hey man ya' wanna go melon surfin' today?
Yo me an' the homies are coming to my place today to melon surf , you in?

by MelonMan22 September 14, 2021

melon

a rlly cool twitch stream who should def follow

yo have you heard the twitch streamer, melon?

no who is it
bro they are a huge lin manuel miranda simp
ok im following
twitch.tv/melonnchann

by chickatheduck September 18, 2021

Melon

maddie, emo, autistic

"maddie you melon"

by Yourmumshousexx September 23, 2021

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

Doggo Melon

A dog who has a watermelon on his head sometimes used for memes

Oh look a doggo melon!
This doggo melon is so sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

G’d your melon

Phrase used when you trick someone into believing a lie. Sorta like saying SIKE bitch

Him: I really see myself marrying you...

Her: Awww baby, you’re serious???

Him: HA! HA! G’d your melon dumb ass!!!!

by Melly Rich June 5, 2021