very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo
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light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
light blonde/brown curly hair. member of relient k, lead singer. has dated katy perry. amazing musician and composer. played warped tour twice. Christian. born in canada then moved to canton ohio when he was six after his parents divorced. just all around a cutie, who is amazingly talented: 11 instruments!
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He is weird but in a very good way
He and his brother look alike
He will make you laugh though the toughest times
He is pretty attractive inside and out
He is one of the best guy friends that i am lucky to have met
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