matthew bird

Matthew bird is the gay fag that is very cool and extra sexy. in his spare time he raps off the dome and eats kfc every day. sometimes you will find him in a bush with charlie brewsters mum hehehe. occasionally he receives, but only at male birthday parties, most of the time he wanks. but afterwards he gets liam bell to eat it and then he gets monica to hoover the house and harry lin to supply some turkish drugs

thats matthew bird, hes very nice and lovely. i do like him very much :)

by poobum22 September 5, 2014

matthew kennedy

Handsome, loving guy!! He's not a hoe, nor slut. He loves one person and doesn't cheat. Any girl would be lucky to date Matthew Kennedy.

Mallory~ Look at that guy over there.

Sally~ He's definitely Matthew Kennedy!!

by Nikki1101 November 23, 2016

Matthew Smethwick

A hot sexy beast of a man. Very muscular and hot.

Girl: did you see matthew smethwick? Other girl: yeah he's HOT

by xXZombieSlayer73Xx January 26, 2021

tailha matthews

it is a name . it is my name . if this is your name then you are probably very luck as most people with the name are gorgeous . tailha is very popular and most normal people know her

guy 1 : doesn't notice tailha mattews
guy 2 :notices tailha matthews but doesn't think twice about her as she is stunning

by tai tai 23 February 11, 2018

Kellan matchett

The baddest SOB ever he is so sexy and just amazing

That kellan Matchett sure is sexy

by Gentialexaminer April 15, 2020

Ryan Matthews

Gay saxophone player Plum high school born and raised. Looks like a girl and acts like one. If you ever see Ryan Matthews and question if he is a guy of a girl he is a guy.
He had sex with his soprano saxophone and brags about it. If you ever see him run because he will lock you in a closet and rape you in the ass with his soprano saxophone while listening to Green Day.

Look at that gay saxophonist Ryan Mathews

Why is there a saxophone up my ass Ryan Matthews

by Joemuma October 9, 2021

dave matthews band

Most Ultimate Best Band Ever. Pretty much all of their albums are extremely excellent with the best beign Under the Table and Dreaming. The way they perfectly blend guitar, sax, bass, drums and violin is incredible.

Person 1: I hate Dave Matthews Band
Person 2 (Highly Intellegent Person): Shut up you very retarted human.

by VF4000 November 18, 2005