Dry Matches

Old time firefighter term for the guy who always seems to make fires but never gets anything done. Also could be the guy who never makes fires.

Hey, lets call Wayne dry matches cause he misses everything!!

by gfdportable7 March 5, 2011

Matchbook Romance

A phrase which can also mean a one night stand...as in the romance didn't last past the bed, which from above looks like a matchbox.

"Dude, I had sweet matchbox romance with Samantha, and today she shook my hand, wtf?"

by Punkhead May 31, 2005

mached out

Tired;spent. Worn out.

He spent many hours at the computer discovering various things but eventually like many web sufers simply mached out.

by Terrible Todd July 31, 2005

Machala

The best city in Ecuador. Known as la capital bananera del Mundo(the banana capital of the world). Just 45 minutes north from Peru. Plenty of beautiful women and well cultured people. Men in machala are known to be players and have lots of guevas

Guayaquileno: Oh shit! You're from machala?
machaleno: yeah
Guayaquileno: no wonder you get all the girls bro! I wish I was from machala!

by Bananero county July 30, 2015

macchiato

A person that is half white half black.

John is a macchiato.

by Jester's Goddess December 2, 2009

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

macheesemo

A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.

or;

a canned cheese mustache

OJ Briggs from Shabadelphia is macheesemo

by Don't you know February 5, 2008