Fellatio Martini

Another term for blow job.

So there i was at Tasha's house anxiously waiting on my fellatio martini, but she never sucked me off.

by Praveezy February 14, 2010

colonic martini

pee in her butt, shake her about, tip her over then drink her out

that chick is so hot, i wanna give her a colonic martini

by grumpkinator October 30, 2010

espresso martini

An espresso martini is a cocktail containing coffee that is ordered and consumed by fucking legends

Me: One espresso martini please
Bartender: You are a fucking legend

by Johnson0850 September 24, 2016

roy martin middle school

Roy Martin is a Ratchet school where they try cover up their image by making it an IB school and giving out iPads but they're so cheap and try to make money out of everything. The magnet kids who think they're cool brag about doing stuff like smoking and stuff but they actually care about their grades and do what's possible to get good grades even if it means cheating and doing stuff last minute. Then there is the stupid ratchet people who judge everyone and do their makeup and they look hella retarded overdoing it with their eyebrows look like its made of a temporary tattoo. Then the kids that think they're cool and the shit staying after school and waiting for their friends and some how can run even though it looks like they'll fall because their pants are a little lower than half way down their ass. I kinda feel bad for them because they have no real best friends. Then there's those kids that are actually smart but not geeks, there's also the people who are obsessed with Anime.

Omg she's so annoying thinking she's the shit like stfu no one likes you, did you see her fake ass eyebrows and the waste of highlight, she looks so cheap and ratchet!

Her school must've been a roy martin middle school.

by StrangerYouDontKnow January 8, 2018

Trey Martin

The most perverted man alive. Anyone with this name is by gods name a kid toucher.

“Is that Mr, Martin. God I pray he doesn’t touch my kid like he did to my friends son last week.” Man every Trey Martin is such a pervert.

by NoNoSquare69 December 26, 2019

Randy Marshing

To cum or ejaculate powerfully on someone’s weed.

South Park Pandemic Special reference

Man Mikey is “Randy Marshing” the blunt!

by Jrsmeg October 2, 2020

demitri martin

hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes

if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.

a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."

by Stefan Woo March 1, 2005