My uncle Joseph got married yesterday. Instead of having his usual fun time down at the club, he had to spend time with his wife. Little did he know that this was going to last forever. This would eventually turn into a horror story, he had kids that he had to take care of. They hated him, he hated them, the wife hated them, they just couldn't figure out what to do. Finally, she had enough and decided to divorce him. This was the end of his life because she took everything he had because he didn't have a prenuptial agreement and he lost everything to her, and he had to keep the kids. He eventually killed himself in an alleyway because he had no home and society called him a failure when they took away his kids because he simply could not raise them with his very low income. The moral of the story? Marriage is outdated and family should be outlawed.
by superlizard234 August 11, 2011
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usually refers to when you sign a contract with a phone company in order to buy an iPhone, etc for way less. It means you have to stay with them for three years or pay loads of money to buy out. You can only upgrade after 20 months into your contract or just buy a new phone at full price. It's like a marriage because your stuck with them if you don't want to cough up a big sum to get out of it.
by MarriageContract September 18, 2011
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by D-Monkey May 10, 2018
Get the Marriage mug.A waste of time and money when you can just move in together and have it be much cheaper. Getting married doesn't even do anything, you just get some fancy rings, you waste money on everything there, a girl buys a dress (usually £300 or more) that she will never wear again after the wedding, people dress up all fancy, and you all eat some fucking cake after the most boring procedure of vows and stuff that leads up the rings and a kiss.
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
"I'm getting married soon. Will you go?"
"Only if I can just take my piece of cake, and leave."
Marriage is awful, and the number 1 cause of divorce. Why? Because if we didn't have marriage divorce wouldn't even be a thing.
by This one human who has nothing October 22, 2017
Get the Marriage mug.Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.
by Hey, why not.. May 19, 2018
Get the progressive marriage mug.The guy/girl got married so that he/she wouldn't be alone all the time, rather than because he/she had any actual feelings for the other person. He/she was fine with the marriage being an unsacred marriage, just like everything else in his/her life was unsacred.
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