A Murphy

Noun. When a man is set up to be robbed, the victim thinks he is going to meet a woman. Typically done when a woman sets up a man, asking him to come over, but another man or group shows up to rob him. More rarely, a man will catfish another man by pretending to be an attractive or easy woman to get a man's address or get that man to come to a sketchy location. Not a scam, this is always done in person.

How'd he hit the lick?

He caught 'em with a murphy.

by TallTanuki June 10, 2025

Johnny Murphies Displasia

It's when ya got poo in your brain brother

My brain smells like a fart, I've got Johnny Murphies displasia

by GeckoMaBoi May 2, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Caleb Murphy

Sexy, hot, strong, awesome

Man, Caleb Murphy is hot

by Jeffy Jesus December 6, 2017

Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.

Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.

by BigSillyWilly222 February 9, 2018

Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening

"You can heave and strain on da wrench till Doomsday and never get a stubborn bolt loosened, but then just as soon as you ask a stronger --- and probably very busy himself --- person to come and help, DAT'S when da blasted bolt actually WILL yield, either when you give a final demonstrative yank on da wrench to show da second person how supposedly stuck da bolt is, or when he himself hauls back on da wrench and said previously-cranky bolt unscrews with little effort on his part, indicating dat your OWN last tug actually HAD cracked it free after all, and so if you had 'just given it one more go' yourself, you actually COULD have gotten da bolt out on your own, without having to interrupt your now-ears-smokingly-annoyed-at-being-needlessly-called-away colleague in da first place."

I wonder if da inventor of da impact wrench had originally felt prompted to do so due to his having frequently encountered Murphy's Law of Bolt-Loosening???

by QuacksO February 13, 2023

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy also known as a Lazy HVAC Salesman!

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023