Monthaversary

The reccurrence of an event on the same date every month. Like a relationship for instance.

Happy Monthaversary Jonathan!

by GabrielahSparx November 29, 2010

montuesday

when someone does not have school on a monday the following tuesday is a monday + a tuesday or a montuesday

the student called the tuesday following his day off a montuesday

by cchs_stud1 December 2, 2010

month of excess

the period from Thanksgiving through New Year's Eve, where anything you do has to be to the fullest and no rules apply. Eat, drink and be merry daily, and worry about your liver, your bulging waistline, and your job and other commitments in the remaining dark days of winter.

As an added bonus, living so excessively in this time period gives you the perfect New Year's resolution - just stop being so irresponsible!

Johnny: I went out until 3am Tuesday night, slept through two meetings, came to work at 2pm and left at 5pm for happy hour, where I ate the entire appetizer sampler platter for 4 by myself.

Chris: Aren't you worried about your job? Or your health?

Johnny: Month of excess!!

by holler! December 2, 2010

Montage Workout

The technique of combining several varied short exercises in quick succession to give the partaker the false sense of satisfaction that they have completed a vigorous workout.

Upon completing a Montage Workout the individual compares their being to Rocky (or another inspirational character progression from a popular film) in a further mask to themselves to hide their lack of athletic worth.

This behavior is most commonly seen in fatties or newbies at a public gymnasium.

Gym Regular 1 - "Hey I've been here an hour and I've seen 3 different fatties come in punch that bag, ride a minute on the exercise bike, do 10 sit ups and then go home!"

Gym Regular 2 - "Oh those fatties and their montage workouts"

by DubSouth February 22, 2011

Monte Carlo Restaurant

The best italian restaurant in the state of Virginia. In a cute city called Lynchburg. As soon as you walk in you will be consumed of the great scent of true italian food. From homemade pizzas with a special dough to Veal Franchese for two. With the outstanding Waitresses and Waitors and the Professional cooks you will never be in denial of why you came.Grazie!!

Lets go to Monte Carlo Restaurant.

by Spankii and Carchop April 3, 2011

Monti'erra

An extraordinary beatufully gorgeous girl. The type that blows a guys mind as she walks through the door. A monti'erra is somebody you know you can trust. The girl you go to when you least expect a friend to actually be there for you. After being around her, you start to feel as if you met another person like yourself. She's awesome and extremely popular. The type of popular that she doesnt really care about being. She just lives life to have fun. Never stuck up and always a joy to be with. ;BEAUTIFUL

aye, look at that Monti,erra. damn, she look fine.
WOW, i wish i was a Monti'erra !

by JaydaPrettyGirl-Rockinn'ihtt November 13, 2011

Monterey Rub

Simultaneously fingerbanging two women.
Also known as Nantucket Rigging or Clam-gunning.

I Monterey Rubbed Joyce and Brenda at the movie theater while the previews played.
I Nantucket Rigged Felicia and Naomi in stirrupped beds while watching Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang.
Maria and Phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an AMC Gremlin in-line six engine.

by norm the plum December 1, 2015