Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed ass with shit residue in the crack and cumming, inside of her dirty crack to give it a signature chocolate swirl.

I gave that dirty whore a melted Klondike.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Melted Klondike

Fucking an unwashed shitty ass raw, then shooting a thick load into the asscrack to give it a signature swirl.

I gave that whore a melted Klondike last night.

by Venusdnotche January 5, 2026

Pure Melt

A person who is extremely annoying, draining, or frustrating to be around. Someone who constantly nags, complains, or wrecks your head.

Work was a disaster today, me boss was being a pure melt.

by pexxoh February 20, 2025

melt

An idiot.

Juliet Coen is a fucking melt

by JackLyons24 February 24, 2025

Melted John

Someone who is extremely intoxicated (a Glaswegian slang term)

Oaft I’m absolutely melted John

by danie7smith March 6, 2025

Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

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If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025