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Matthew Anderson

Matthew Anderson- a possible perverted man with a small penis.
He was a Matthew Anderson.
by Brekin July 7, 2019
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Matthew Chavez

A YouTube channel with 200,000 subscribers and live streams Lil Peep and a lot of chill music 24/7/
Great channel to play music for kick backs.
Play that Lil Peep 24/7 Radio from Matthew Chavez
by Peep4Ever June 22, 2020
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Matthews Mum

Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.

If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us

Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
by The God of Cod August 23, 2020
mugGet the Matthews Mummug.

Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring
omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there
by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021
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Matthew Roth

That one druggie high school dropout who's really smart but really fucking dumb at the same time. He's a huge crackhead, and is probably high on ten different drugs as we speak. He goes by "Matt" and likes to surf with his girlfriend named Sara but can barely catch a wave. His alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and he should have died a really long time ago. Even though he's 18, he lives with his parents and works at a couple nerd jobs which help him earn the money to take his girlfriend to dinner so he doesn't have to steal it. If you meet Matthew in person, he will probably try to sell you some stolen vodka and cheap crack- beware.
I was hanging out with Matt Roth the other day. Did you know that the first time he smoked weed was when he was 5?

Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.
by shitrabbit November 21, 2019
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Matthew Robinson

A very large big scary white man who intimidates all that surround him.
Hey, why are you such a Matthew Robinson Today. It's scary
by Waterfall's Cat March 25, 2022
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Nicholas Matthews

the lead singer of the band Get Scared. hotter than Taco Bell's Fire Sauce.
Omfg Nicholas Matthews is the hottest, most talented, best singer in the music scene
by angsty_agender August 12, 2018
mugGet the Nicholas Matthewsmug.

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