He was a Matthew Anderson.
by Brekin July 08, 2019
by meme lord 1999 December 21, 2016
he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring
by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021
very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo
by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 20, 2019
Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
by The God of Cod August 23, 2020
A YouTube channel with 200,000 subscribers and live streams Lil Peep and a lot of chill music 24/7/
Great channel to play music for kick backs.
Great channel to play music for kick backs.
by Peep4Ever June 22, 2020
(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.
You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
by Greggle September 08, 2017