Serbian Lube

The art of someone shitting on someone’s dick and then aggressively being anally fucked afterwards

Friend: Do you have any lube?
Friend 2: No, I just get her to Serbian Lube me up

by Langrk June 28, 2022

shit for lube

lubing up your dick by fucking a loose butt hole, then immediately fucking her pussy

I bucked her ass so hard she shit all over my dick, so then I used her shit for lube, and crammed it in her pussy until I nutted like a racehorse

by butchmanley April 28, 2017

Lubercunt

What A Redneck Does To Get His Cousin Ready For The Hoedown Throwdown

Example:

Hey Jeff!!

Yeah Larry?

You Gotny O' That 10 Dubya 30 In The Garage?

Yeah Larry, Why?

Me And Cousin Mabel Are Fixina Git Bizzy And I Needsa Lubercunt Before I Can Git Er Done!!!

by Greywulf2112 May 28, 2009

lubanski

when a significant other rubs fecal matter on your chest as an act of pleasure

"Yo, she totally gave me a Lubanski last night. Word!" or "I wanna Lubanski you allll night baby!"

by The Lion Tammer March 7, 2009

Lebensöl

contraction of Lebensraum + öl; to indicate that 'murder for oil' (Iraq, 2003+), a special case of 'murder for spoil,' is a war crime of the exact similar class to that attempted by the 3rd Reich, 1939+. Similarly, Lebensleitig = Lebensraum + ölleitung, 'murder for oil pipeline' (Afghanistan, 2001+)

In 2003, the US (UK, Aus) illegal invasion was predicated on superficial, premeditated lies, with the actual but risibly denied motive of seizing control of Iraq's oil. Analogue to WW2 and the Germans' quest for Lebensraum, the US wants ever more Lebensöl for its mostly obscene gas-guzzlers.

by Bernd Samson March 1, 2009

Lubing the pickle

Where a very unnatractive emo male falls in love with a ramp tramp causing them to fall in love with them, then cheat on the bitch, because her best mate has six toes.

Louie: Hey terry was lubing the pickle last night.
Sam: Lol who with?
Louie: That Leah Sket ;

by Searlie September 2, 2009

Ludendorff

A person without Internet Access and who will never get one, trying to achieve everything to make it possible

A person without Internet Access and who will never get one, trying to achieve everything to make it possible is called a Ludendorff.

by Hibbsen January 1, 2012