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eva longoria

An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.
Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one too many times and got yelled at for it!

Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand the fuss about Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!
by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo February 19, 2007
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London Gundan Manikandan Gundu Manikandan Statue

A freeze game played by kids in South India. The phrase literally means, "London Fatman Manikandan(Indian name) fat manikandan statue"
London Gundan Manikandan Gundu Manikandan Statue !!!
by Whizzer666 March 23, 2009
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East London

This part of London is also very dangerous, best to know where you're going or expect to see a tall guy in a nike tech splash acid in your face. And dont be suprised if you see some nitty giving head in the public toilets
P1-Do you wanna go east london?
P2-LMAOO you think I wanna get my face burnt off?
by borisisapussio July 6, 2020
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London Fog

The act of wiping your wrist between your butcheeks then confidently asking the nearest person to smell your new cologne.

For best results be sure to leave your wrist moist, hot, sticky and with a slight discoloration.

Can also refer to someone, or something that smells like shit.
"Hey check out this new new cologne I got, it's called london fog."

"Do you wear London fog or something? Cus you smell like shit."

"It smells like london fog in here."

"Your breath smells like london fog."
by kballs April 17, 2009
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london

cool place xpensive tho so if u not on at least 16000 u cnt get a lot big cities loads of different cultures,lots of gang mainly all part of yob culture nice place 2 live in some areas but bad in ovas e.g peckham,brixton,northolt,bow
also 4 some reason all the americans think we all rich but we not
american:wow u live in london have u gotta mansion
me:naaaaa i live in a flat n my bath leaks
american:ohh
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North London International School

A new name for the same shitty old school Woodside Park International School Its shit and sucks asian ass crack dont go there... If you do the teachers will rape you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE
Hey do you want to go to the North London International School NO NO NO NO
Thats a good answer and slap the person that asked
by Powerhouse616 October 21, 2008
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London

the coolest girl ever, she is an awesome friend and knows how to have fun. If you ever come across a London you better become friends with her. Be warned if you make a London mad she can kick your ass.
did you see london at the party?
yeah she was the highlight of the party!
by strongbad911 February 21, 2010
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