The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.
"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!
by Table of Knowledge October 3, 2016
Get the Seat Logicmug. British Slang, An expression used to explain or justify a particular incident or series of events because of the existence of an alternative logic applicable to certain social situations.
"Where the fuck has Dave gone? It's his round!"
"He's gone back with that girl"
"Ah fair enough, thats Saturday Logic I guess"
"Sitting in the freezing cold watching a bunch of overpaid footballers lose yet again - and paying for the privilege - now thats Saturday Logic"
"He's gone back with that girl"
"Ah fair enough, thats Saturday Logic I guess"
"Sitting in the freezing cold watching a bunch of overpaid footballers lose yet again - and paying for the privilege - now thats Saturday Logic"
by Laith G May 12, 2006
Get the saturday logicmug. Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.
When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.
by Podey Nugget March 26, 2009
Get the Gorilla Logicmug. by Thalis August 18, 2004
Get the selmaan logicmug. A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.
by Mike Oxmall April 20, 2006
Get the Lewdie Logicmug. The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.
Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.
Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.
Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.
Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.
by MM132 September 12, 2012
Get the EDiot Logicmug. A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.
Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.
Short for Christ-Logic,
much like X-mas is short for Christmas.
Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.
Short for Christ-Logic,
much like X-mas is short for Christmas.
Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.
Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.
Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.
Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.
Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.
Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.
Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.
by Black Plowman October 8, 2011
Get the X-Logicmug.