Lindsay Lohan

A walkin', talkin', stick figure disgrace to women everywhere, who can't sing nor act and who's boobs are bigger than her career.

Lindsay Lohan is a perfect example of an anorexic 'supposed to be a celeb' Paris Hilton, mixed with a Pamela Anderson/Jessica Simpson whos boobs are bigger than their career.

"My mom says if I ever try to be Lindsay Lohan, she'll kick me out of the house for being an anorexic whore."

by Mollika July 16, 2008

in-lines

slang: rollerblades. a type of rollerskate where the wheels are lined up down the center.
A cross between rollerskates and iceskates.

I need to get me a new pair of in-lines.

by marie drake March 9, 2004

lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

by AJAW December 31, 2004

Lindsey Effect

The phenomenon of seeing a friend or acquaintance by sheer chance extremely often and in extremely random places.

Also analogous to the gravitational "lensing effect," observed in astronomy.

Man: "OMG, I see Lindsey everywhere. She's in so many of my classes AND I run into her in the most random places in town. This can only be the result of a strange unseen force."

Woman: "That sounds like a case of lensing effect; when the force of gravity is so strong that it can bend light and causes stars (that should be hidden) to appear in multiple new places."

Man: "What did you say that was called... Lindsey Effect?"

by Malapropism? June 2, 2008

Linksys

Another name for Wireless LAN or WiFi. So called because most people don't change the SSID on their Linksys router to something original, and Linksys is the most popular one.

Sean:"I've got to download a Debian ISO and it's 110 MB and I've got dialup."
Brent:"Here, take my PSP and go to the convenience store and use their Linksys."

The Moose Cafe has free Linksys while you have a coffee.

Yo mamma's so clumsy, she tripped over Linksys cable.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 11, 2007

Lindsey Lohan

A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.

Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.

by notlying2ya March 15, 2011

LINDS

1.a nickname for those named Lindsey
2.what the people closest to a Lindsey call her (or him)

Lindsey Linds Linz

"hey linds whats up?"

by llouwho June 18, 2008