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Split-level bungalow

An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.

Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.
Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?

Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?

Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?

Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.
by Slim_Jim February 27, 2009
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TOC Level

Acronym for Total Overall Cuteness....factoring in a girls/guys hair, face, body, voice, ect. One achieves a high TOC level by naturally occuring cuteness and how much one maintains his/her appearance.
She's got a high TOC level cause her body is slammin and her face is gorgeous.

Her TOC level looses a few points due to that rats nest of a hair do she got goin on.
by d-money69 August 11, 2010
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Fake level 100 random

The worst possible insult you can give someone on gears.
You've got your wings, no skill and no teammates. You're a fake level 100 random aren't u?
by eminutia January 16, 2011
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Bro Level

when two or more people are all thinking the same thing at the same time and in some cases finish each others sentences much like ESP for twins.
guy 1: dude, we should go TP..
guy 2: ..our old high school?

guy 1: dude, are we on the same Bro Level?
guy 2: hell yeah we are.
by Stone Cold Bob August 18, 2011
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Extinction Level Idiocy

When an entity (can be an organism or a society or a ...) starts exhibiting behavior wholly enabled by excess that simultaneously reduces the level of (what one might call) progressive entropy available to the entity then that entity is doomed to failure.

A behavioral detractor that causes an species to devolve, creating a feedback loop of degradation and thus inevitable extinction.
That the Zeitgeist is defined more by the pending release of a white iPhone than mass starvation in Somalia is an example of extinction level idiocy on a societal level.

The high incumbency rate for members of Congress reflects an alarming level of extinction level idiocy present in the general electorate.
by koolmeme September 22, 2011
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Josh Level

On that level where you're too drunk to know you're drunk. Usualyy involves fuckin shit up, drama, and just plain fun. When you're on Josh Level... everythings a drunken, exciting blur. Also used as "Josh Drunk" or "Josh Mode".
"Damn, it's so boring. We need to get on Josh Level."

"Look at that bitch fall. Shes on Josh Level."
by dookieloud October 20, 2012
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standard level

The inferior group which is uneducated and ignorant about the occurances in complicated matters.
Sophie is in standard level. She is a peasant.
by cbkjsldaerf March 23, 2017
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