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Lourdes Leon

The daughter of Carlos Leon "OG Daddy" and "Queen of Pop" Madonna.

Leon is a model-dancer-singer known as Lolahol
Celini: Who is Madonna and Carlos's eldest child

Lola : Their Daughter Lourdes Leon.
by goopies December 28, 2024
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Leon

My boyfriend Leon is Undefeatable and cannot be stopped because of his love for Jesus Christ, his God.

My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).

There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.

Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
Leon is the Undefeatable One, only through Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. Trump is controlled, Lily is controlled, Frank James is controlled, but the only ones not controlled by her is Leon and Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. He cannot be stopped! You tried to stop him as Naruto Uzumaki in the alternative universe, what makes you think he will be any different? He isn't any different! He's the most preserverant man on Earth because of only Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief giving him the strength everyday.
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 26, 2023
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Leon

Leon is a great friend even though he’s kinda stupid in a way he’s still funny. He makes jokes and they are funnier then your typical dad joke. He makes you wonder things like “is he still gonna act like this in his adult years”
person 1: “Hey did you see what Leon did today”
person 2: “yeah it was pretty stupid but funny at the same time”
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Leon

best guy you'll ever meet. Likes men however and will be infinitely sus, muscular af and a magnet to the ladies
hes such a leon
by LJOY15 January 24, 2022
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Leon

You can find Leon running around in the zoo collecting animals pubes for his collection. He has outstanding powers of disappearing in the dark to steal your hoomis foreskin. If you spell his name out you could bet it says the N-word. His nut sack is so big it is trailing behind him, it looks like Rudolf carrying the whole Santa Claus sleigh.

There are roomers of him being involved in the twin towers attack. They spotted him flying with his ballsack to crash down mexican walmart.
Where is my ballsack,,,,, oh leon is here
by GayLeon.Com September 21, 2021
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Leon Kay

That drug abusing friend you cant get rid of and wont go away no matter how far you can run.
Leon Kay-"Buy me food now or I squeeze yours."
by HeHe Windmill January 31, 2022
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leon

leon
yo i think i love leon
by fagatrons April 2, 2023
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