Linus

An absolutely legendary person. They have good humor, A+'s in all subjects, and do extra credit. If you think this person is annoying, you need to fuck off.

"Hey Linus!"'
"sssseysdrgdfh6h"
OMG HE TALKED TO ME

by Grass_Toucher69420 March 22, 2022

Linus

A massive idiot who enjoys playing Minecraft during school and moaning for no reason at all, and has a 2 mm long cock. A suck-up to teachers so he doesn't get detentions.

Bro, stop gaming, you're a Linus.
Did you just switch that screen? Stop being such a Linus.

by tu mama 69420 March 29, 2022

Linus

One who has absolutely zero bitches and is incapable of acquiring female accompaniment.

"John has a girlfriend unlike Brayden."
"I know, Brayden is such a Linus."

by Null :) May 1, 2022

Linus

A very lanky, unathletic and quiet guy. Is typically socially awkward and wears glasses.

Person 1: Bro, can you even talk?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Please say something.
Person 2: ... A-Among us? XD
Person 1: You're such a Linus.

by st0ckh4cker May 9, 2022

lensley

b i g

"My boy Carlos has a lensley dong if you know what I mean ;)"
"Bro what the fuck"

by poopy misqueto May 12, 2022

Lexus man

A person yearning to be recognized as rich by others, yet is cheap and petty, resulting in compromised ostentatiousness. The “L” logo of the vehicle is widely considered to represent a loser driver.

My sister’s bf is such a Lexus man- He wanted to show he’s got money by getting a Mercedes, but was too cheap to pay for the options, so he got a Lexus for the freebies. Now we all know that he’s a cheap guy with money! What a Loser!

by snedmondo August 26, 2022

Lynussy

This is when an unusual thing happens/ becomes real.

When the lynussy real!!!!

by dottomare September 5, 2022