A too often overlooked member of your wife's family, who takes the place of the dreaded mother in law if that one is dead or if, by a weird twist of fate, she's not hating you. Rarely poses a threat to the daughter in law cuz the son-in-law is usually his favourite target.
Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)
Has to be approached with extreme caution if you're the lucky man proposing to his beloved-and-only daughter. Might welcome you with a bazooka if you're not matching his expectations to the letter. Will constantly try to tow your wife away from you, saying you don't deserve her or that your just another cheating perv. Oh and don't lie in his presence or you'll soon discover that bastard knows EVERYTHING about your past! (yes everything)
Randall almost punched his father in law in the face after that bastard tried to convince Tanya that her husband was attending a swingers' club.
by Beryl December 16, 2005
Get the father in lawmug. -My son and his girlfriend are coming to visit for Memorial Day and they’re bringing Dixie.
-Who’s Dixie?
-Oh, she’s our Dogter in Law.
-Who’s Dixie?
-Oh, she’s our Dogter in Law.
by Jace555 May 20, 2009
Get the Dogter in Lawmug. A term that originated on Usenet, Godwin's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Adolf Hitler or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Godwin's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.
"Dude, shut up. Nobody cares what you think."
"Oh, so now you're trying to censor me? Go to hell, you damn Nazi!"
"Oh, so now you're trying to censor me? Go to hell, you damn Nazi!"
by You Can't Kill the Metal June 12, 2005
Get the Godwin's Lawmug. by Dr_President May 27, 2009
Get the Russell's Lawmug. You always pass a bowl, joint, blunt or a bong to the left, the saying left is law is just a reminder of that.
by NJ Weedman 77 January 1, 2009
Get the Left Is Lawmug. the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
by SexyTexan January 6, 2012
Get the mother in lawmug. 1) A place where stoners and alcoholics can get a graduate degree.
2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.
2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.
by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel January 21, 2007
Get the law schoolmug.