Harry’s Law

When someone who has not had sex in 3 months or more reverts to virgin status.

“Dash has not had sex in more than 3 months, so by Harry’s Law he is now a virgin.”

by harrys law January 20, 2019

Dogter in Law

After your child has moved out, if he/she buys a dog the dog is your Dogter in Law.

-My son and his girlfriend are coming to visit for Memorial Day and they’re bringing Dixie.
-Who’s Dixie?
-Oh, she’s our Dogter in Law.

by Jace555 May 20, 2009

Godwin's Law

A term that originated on Usenet, Godwin's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up Adolf Hitler or the Nazis. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Godwin's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"Dude, shut up. Nobody cares what you think."

"Oh, so now you're trying to censor me? Go to hell, you damn Nazi!"

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 12, 2005

Russell's Law

A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.

"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."

by Dr_President May 27, 2009

Left Is Law

You always pass a bowl, joint, blunt or a bong to the left, the saying left is law is just a reminder of that.

Hey jackass, I am next. Remember, left is law.

by NJ Weedman 77 January 1, 2009

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

law school

1) A place where stoners and alcoholics can get a graduate degree.

2) An institution where starry eyed idealists have their dreams of upholding justice and benefiting humanity heartlessly destroyed while incurring more debt than a third world country. These poor souls, after three years of brutal Socratic torture and exposure to the cruel reality of the broken justice system and the non-existent job market, come out of law school stoners or alcoholics.

Everyone ends up graduating from law school a stoner or an alcoholic.

by Dirty Rotten Scoundrel January 21, 2007