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Ladder

Wanna hang out ladder and get a bite to eat
by The real23 October 30, 2017
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick
Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!
by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018
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Landerpedia

A Collection af all differnt Landers known to mankind, still evolving at this very moment.
-Have you heard of landerpedia?
-Yes, i find myself as 10 different landers today
-Oh, what a Thotlander
by Ba3ron March 5, 2018
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laupers

"Girl, why don't you go ahead a sit those laupers on my face"?
by KTL Turtle May 20, 2018
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laupers

Look at the set of laupers on that girl, moose knuckle don't have nothing on her!
by KTL Turtle May 21, 2018
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louderman

When a dude tries to walk past another dude in a crowded room and brushes his couch against their cock .
That dude just Loudermaned me.
by Stasch42 June 8, 2018
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