Lady cupboard

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.

I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020

Lady Hooch

Another term for vagina. A place to park a mans penis.

“He parked his man meat in my lady hooch.”

“I have a tiny lady hooch.”

by Dee-Tron February 26, 2021

Laddy Daddy

The true and righteous father of the retractable river rafting ladder. The laddy daddy bangs out retractable raft ladders quicker than a speeding bullet, and more precisely than a skilled marksman. If you want to run the Grand Canyon in the most ruthless of conditions, the laddy daddy will make sure you have a proper ladder to get you back in the boat if you take a swim.

After rick navigated the class 5 rapids spectacularly, he made the slightest miscalculation and ended up gasping for air with his boat overturned and disaster in sight. Out of nowhere, the laddy daddy appeared and guided rick back to his boat, where his retractable 3-rung ladder was waiting to guide him safely back into his raft.

by Laddy Daddy May 24, 2021

ladybugsfirstevergf

the hottest of them all, judging off her taste in ships and characters shes HOT AND I KNOW THAT FOR A FACT. she also has amazing music taste like all the creators, doja cat, rihanna, the neighborhood, etc. she’s hot. she need to post more though she only has 16 posts…. SO POST MORE NOW

“ ladybugsfirstevergf has such good content “
“ who is the hottest person alive ?

oh it’s ladybugsfirstevergf “

by marinetteswife4life July 2, 2021

Lady balloons

A female human who has above average sized breasts that potentially looked particularly perky.

Have you seen the new girl at school? Holy crap she's got some serious lady balloons up front.

by sphincter sargent July 14, 2021

Lady Boner Gone

When a lady experiences and "ick" or her partner does something that turns her off.

"Lady boner gone, he dry humping me and huffing like a dog." said Lay Bankz.

by SexieLexie94 October 5, 2023

The Lady And The Trump

This is the official name for the 2016 election. Hillary Clinton v Donald Trump.

Metaphor-They we're slurping on that presidential noodle. Trump got the longer part.

Feminist-"Hey, remember The Lady And The Trump"
Genderneutral-"Yeah, should have been called The Lady And The Orange"

by FedoraNeckbeard December 1, 2016