Louisiana lettuce

Putting Cajun seasoning on your dick and then beating off letting the spices tingle.
Man I gave myself the best Louisiana lettuce last night with cayenne pepper.
by LALettuce May 30, 2024
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Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”
by Bigboylover87 May 06, 2024
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Louisiana Snowman

Noun. A green snowman made out of large heads of cabbage.. cuz they aint got no snow.
Why is it even called a Louisiana Snowman if it isnt made out of snow? Where you thinx they gon' find fluffy stuff down rown hyeă?
by chocodile December 11, 2022
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