its when u blow your load in the girls ass, or guy if thats what floats your boat, and when they shit, it comes out glazed and frosty
by larsie May 31, 2006

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.
Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.
Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.
Johnny: Good call.
Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.
Johnny: Good call.
by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009

When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 26, 2006

When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.
by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003

by OldeBill November 9, 2009

An immense pile of useless garbage, cataloged,indexed and bound for quick reference. Information worthy of the "Lamb Log" is usually extracted from newspaper articles, insanely boring science magazines,intergalactic internet sites and personal e-mail sent by just as annoying family members. Exposure to the "Lamb Log" can incite violent or suicidal tendancies in even the most mild mannered person.
by choobaca March 2, 2005
