Red Lobster 

A case of any variation of herpes, hpv, syphillis, crabs, etc contracted by a circle of waitresses that catch and spread the stds from the kitchen help.

Stay away from the local restaurant crews if you'd rather not have a Red Lobster.

Red Lobster by twirderdy March 21, 2012

chocolate lobster 

When a girl is on her back and you defecate onto her face then sit down covering the nose and mouth so as not to allow any airflow. She will flail and turn red like a lobster.

White Steve: "Hey did you hear about that chick that Jim killed?"
Black Doug: "Yeah, nigga, he always sit too long when bustin a chocolate lobster on a bitch, yome sayin'?"

chocolate lobster by skaggsville March 25, 2010

butt lobster 

1.an insult, refers to a lobster(usually blue)that dwells most of their life in a human asshole
2.similar to Zelda's Skulltula, it is a lobster who typically clings vertically on the buttocks of a human
3. Tom scott, of Patchogue

1.Tom Scott is a butt lobster
2. I can hear the clicking, but i cant see the butt lobster

butt lobster by D-bo January 16, 2004

Rock Lobster 

The natural bulge of a man's genitals in a pair of slim fitted pants

"That fat kid's rock lobster made me throw up in my mouth a little."

Rock Lobster by Cornelius Vanderbilt II April 22, 2009

Scouse Lobster 

The term used for people who have spent too many hours exposed to the power UV rays, be them natural or from tubes in the Croxteth branch of 'tant-tastic'. The results are often a lobster like complextion, i.e. bright red! Although not exclusive to natives of Liverpool, it is more often than not both men and women of Merseyside who can be seen sporting this look.

Look at the colour of that skin, too many hours on the sunbed or on Birkdale Golf Course, got to be a Scouse Lobster...

Scouse Lobster by Garstang April 1, 2010

deep fried lobster

When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.

Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!

deep fried lobster by vizviz June 24, 2007

Red Lobster 

When a woman with a fishy smelling pussy has her period

Damn dude, did you hear Elena is the new red lobster?

Red Lobster by Flying viper March 6, 2018