Left on red

When you have an idiotic friend who does not abide to the legal rules of the road, and they insist that making a left on red is acceptable whilst everyone in the car is screaming "NO!"

-Friend - goes to make left at red light

-Passengers - "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, LEFT ON RED?"

by Bluntzilla July 29, 2012

Left-eye

A member of the group TLC that died in a car crash. She was known for burning her boyfriend's house down in 1994 and for her driving which is why she died.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

alt-left

The vector of linear time in contraposition to the vector of cyclical time.

The momentum of effective or linear time.

The vector of effective time is alt-left.

by tomorrowtomorrow July 15, 2018

throwing lefts

the act of using LEFTS in conversation or story telling.

"Yeah, his story was really cool but I could tell he was throwing lefts the whole time"

by Anne Imuhl June 4, 2005

Left kidney

I have your left kidney Logan

Logan: Give me my left Kidney
Me: No

by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 21, 2021

Left Leg

Thing that goes totally numb after beating the fuck out of your dick so god damn hard.

I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb.

by Mr_NRG16 October 5, 2020

Left-demented

The state of profound mental derangement that results from adopting the world view very commonly referred to as "left", "leftist", "socialist", "marxist", "communist", "brain dead", "stoopid", "collectivist", "pro-tyrant", and all other synonyms.

Since he became left-demented, my friend Jimmy has demanded everyone call him "Janey". Tragic.

by osan August 24, 2021