Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

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leave! the door

telling someone to leave or get out, the door indicating walk out the door.

someone irrelevant: *walks in*
samantha: leave! the door *points to door*

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019

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leave! the door.

something you say when someone not important says something or just their presence is near.

person not important - hey gu-
everyone else - leave! the door.

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019

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chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

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