layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

Lacing Up

Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.

Wow. Garrett's gonna have a long night. Hes Lacing Up.

by Us People June 11, 2006

Avril Lavinge

An annoying fuck that makes 12 year old girls say "Omfg Avril laveen iz da best rawk star evur!" And calls out to lesbians by singing "Hey hey! You you! I wan't to be your girlfriend!"

"I threw up yesterday because I saw Avril Lavinge in my dreams."

by A.m.b.e.r.. December 16, 2008

Laming

Naming something in a very lame way.

Did you hear that Rao's Talkhaus is making a sequel to A Super Mario Thing? Hope the level names are better than some of those in the first game... You can't just go laming a level anything you want, you know!

by iFeedTheMonkeys March 30, 2011

Layin' bricks

When you're poppin the j, and the ball just keeps on smacking iron.

Yo man, I was playin ball with the boys at the park and I was layin' bricks.

by Mike Ondombroke January 31, 2009

laming

The epitome of laming is using the points glitch on Rainbow Six: Las Vegas, to gain rank.

"Hey man you playing the glitch?" "Hell yea dude" Fuckin laming booster.

by t3hcho53n0n3 March 9, 2007

layin' asphalt

To take an extremely large dump( shit, crap, poop) or whatever you want to call it, particularly one that you are proud of in size or color, and then leave it for an unsuspecting person to find whenever the stall is used again.

"Dude, that was a huge dump you took back there! I can't wait til somebody finds it!"

"I know, I was totally layin' asphalt."

by Marshall Gillikin February 16, 2008