Lampshade head birth 

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

Lampshade head birth by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

stuffy lampost 

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

stuffy lampost by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

wisconsin lampshade 

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

wisconsin lampshade by Glooping October 2, 2020

When Lampo 

Used in the crytpo currency space to ask when large gains in investments are sufficient enough to purchase an antique lamp collection of glorious proportion.

Crypto go up, crypto go down, but can someone please tell me when lampo?

When Lampo by WMT B05S July 30, 2021

Lampard 

A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.

"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"

Lampard by DrederickTatum February 1, 2020

Lampton 

Your typical small town. This is the type of town usually portrayed in older black and white movies or flashbacks to older times.

Pleasantville and that city from Back to the Future are just like Lampton

Lampton by Rumpsringer April 4, 2010

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 

A movie that is amazing. A classic holiday movie, appropriate for children 12+. Made in the 80s.

Oh my gosh, it finally feels like Christmas. I just watched the funniest Christmas movie EVER, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation by Awesome Possum99 December 13, 2010